"It can only happen to you."

Now, that's a sentence that's been said to me 127492978 times in my life. It ranges from "Mummy, I drove over the curb on the way to uni today!", going to the cafeteria for lunch hour when it was actually 10.30am and time for economics class,  to "Teacher, I'm sorry, I broke the tabung uji" and an accident involving a 7-year-old me and the act of dropping the house phone all the way from upstairs to downstairs.

And just when I think I can't possibly do another stupid thing so soon after this revelation that I'm a magnet for these things ...

And these stories are just the tip of the iceberg. Imagine that!