facebook funnies

Okay, we all know Facebook is all the rage nowadays, but do all of us realise just how hilarious and funny some of its applications are? I laughed so hard at some of its fun stuff, like 'Superlatives' or all the bumper stickers they've got.

OH and not to forget, their 'Compare People' application, which I added for a minute coz Rachel told me I got voted "smartest" on her network (hahahah so I also want to kaypoh-lah) ... and when I saw the full votes I got for all their absurdly funny stuff, I thought I'd share some here:

*Quick explanation: '2nd', '3rd' etc is for the ranking in your network of friends, followed by 'most ...' what u were voted for, and a number (the number of votes u got).

There are the nice, butter-me-up ones like ...

2nd
more generous
5 votes

2nd
harder worker
5 votes

3rd
more artistic
7

6th
kinder
2

13th
prettier
3

13th
more outgoing
4

14th
rather hang out with for a day
8

Then the more 'practical' ones ...

16th
would make a better mother
1

18th
more useful
5

19th
smarter
2

24th
rather live with
5

27th
more well-mannered
3

29th
more trustworthy
3

34th
more creative
4

34th
better public speaker
3

34th
studies harder
6

And then whoever voted me for the below made me snort with laughter, coz it's just soooo silly:

35th
hotter
1

36th
rather date
1

36th
more naturally talented
4

38th
more powerful
1

39th
more reliable
4

47th
a better profile picture
1

And the rest ... I can't help questioning them!!! :P

51st
smells nicer
2

who smelled me??

52nd
am I more jealous of
2

????

56th
more organized
1

only 1 person voted me for this?? (ROFL)

56th
better at science
4

OMGGG HAHAHAHA SCIENCE?? what do I know about science??

57th
braver
5

HAHAHA I am the synonym for 'no spine' lahhh...

58th
would i rather take shopping
2

......... if u're talking about shopping for FOOD?

59th
cooler
8

seriously??! ME?

77th
more likely to skip class
2

WHAT?? HAHA! I would never voluntarily skip class!

70th
rather get stuck in handcuffs with
5

who are u five people?? Simply press the button is it? Hahahha!

69th
can drink more
6

errrr ... maybe u've never met my friend vanessa, who will be happy to tell u the story of the time when i held the champagne glass until it warmed to my body temperature ...

ALLLL riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, that's where the funny ends! :]

The others I've pasted below, just as my own keepsake for future laughs.

64th
more confident
5

67th
sexier
2

68th
rather be trapped on a desert island with
2

69th
better listener
2

75th
rather sleep with
3

75th
better singer
3

75th
more famous
2

78th
a better body
3

80th
more likely to succeed
2

81st
better dancer
3

81st
more talkative
6

81st
rather marry
2

86th
more likely to win in a fight
4

89th
a better sense of humor
4

91st
rather kiss
6

91st
more adventurous
4

91st
happier person
3

92nd
more athletic
3

93rd
more entertaining
3

97th
better taste in music
2

99th
better hair
2

99th
funnier
4

99th
rather travel with
4

99th
more attractive
2

100th
more tech-savvy
4

102nd
more popular
5

104th
prettier eyes
1

106th
better friend
3

108th
a better laugh
6

110th
rather have dinner with
2

110th
more loyal
2

111st
a better smile
3

116th
cuter
1

116th
nicer
2

125th
more fashionable
1

127th
crazier
1

129th
more likely to do a favor for me
1