Undomestic.

For someone so homely, it often shocks people that I don't cook. Darren does the cooking, really, with an uncanny ability to follow instructions and not burn the house down.

However, I now can scramble eggs on a frying pan, pan-fry things that are already more or less cooked, and make mi goreng. If I can make instant noodles, I believe I can make anything!