Hello, my name could be Floralina Hakin.

"My ex-classmate is using next-generation sequencing and small non-coding RNA analysis to create a cancer pathway network," Datin said to me today.
"Huh?" I blinked at my MSN chat conversation, befuddled.
"Don't worry," she laughed. "This means there are people nerdier than you."
"Oh, of course!" I said. "I'm just a normal person!"
"No, you're not. You're like a casual version of Stephen Hawking," she mused. "You would be like a Floralina Hakin."